Classic Whip SPF 30 Sunscreen Mousse
Use a tennis-ball-sized swirl of Classic Whip SPF 30 sunscreen mousse to protect all the exposed surfaces of your body from UV rays. Then, depending on what you got, use some tennis- / volley- / beach-ball-sized swirls of Classic Whip SPF 30 sunscreen mousse to cover all the surfaces of your body you don't want exposed.
Who else wants to watch Varsity Blues tonight?
Maker Vacation describes their Classic Whip SPF 30 as "lighter-than-air," "water-resistant," and "leisure-enhancing." The brand also has some non-hyphenated things to say about its sunscreen, including:
- Lightweight and rubs in fast.
- Dispenses with an authentic whipped cream can tilt valve.
- Vegan, PEG & paraben free, and Hawaii Reef compliant.
- Made with coconut oil, aloe vera, banana extract, shea oil and vitamin E to soften skin during use, and create Vacation's signature sunscreen scent.
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