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Adjustable Laptop Stand

$37.99 - $39.98 Amazon »

Ergonomics keep on ergonomicking with this adjustable laptop stand that lifts, tilts, and rotates your MacBook or other 10" to 16" computing device at fully adjustable heights, angles, and circles. The stand raises laptop...

AeroPress Coffee & Espresso Maker

$37.50 - $71.96 Amazon »

Brew a double espresso or 10-ounce cup of coffee right into your favorite mug in around 60 seconds with the AeroPress. Want a double double (I know, the cool kids call it a "quad") or enough to fill a 20-ounce mug? The...

Shargeek See-Through Portable Charger

$98.99 - $169 Amazon »

I see what you're doing here, Shargeek. I mean, it's hard not to with the see-through shell around your STORM2 portable power bank revealing all its inner workings and charging capabilities...

VoChill Personal Wine Chiller

$42.46 - $49.95 Amazon »

Ah, the times my wife has gone to chill out with a glass of wine only to find her wine is not chilled*. But now, hero husband that I am, I can give her this personal wine chiller and be all, "Yo, chill. Here's a VoChill."...

LAVA ME 4 Carbon Fiber Guitar with Effects

$748.99 - $1,099 Amazon »

While I can't play a guitar, and know nothing about guitar builds and quality, I do LAVA ME some carbon fiber, and LAVA's LAVA ME 4 unibody guitar is made with Super AirSonic carbon fiber material. And not only to make...

JoGo Portable Coffee & Tea Brewing Straw

$21.20 - $29.95 Amazon »

To call the JoGo a portable coffee & tea brewing straw is a bit of a misnomer. At least the way I initially read it, which was the way that made me think this 7.8" x 0.5" stainless steel straw had some sort of coffee...

Eye Massager with Heat and Cooling

$74.99 Amazon »

This headset isn't here to take you on a virtual reality rollercoaster. The eye massager with heat and cooling settings is here to soothe and relax your clenched face and racing heart after you get off. The digital system...

Luggage Cup Holder

$14.39 - $16.99 Amazon »

You'll never be totally hands-free at the airport, but a Luggage Cup Holder can reduce the number of hands you need to carry and juggle your suitcase, shoulder bag, phone, coffee and bagel, and the ID you just dropped...

Steel Tongue Drum

$59.99 Amazon »

Want to march to the beat of your own steel tongue drum? Don't worry, it's not the kind of percussion instrument you mash on like a drum kit. The steel tongue drum is relaxing, meditative; its 15 notes in the key of D-major...

TORRAS Coolify Neck Air Conditioner

$110.46 - $147 Amazon »

The TORRAS Coolify Neck Air Conditioner has one question for you: how's about one more smart gadget to pile on your pack mule of smart gadgets body? You know, to accompany the over-ear noise-cancelling headphones, the...

Plate Dip Clips

$8.49 Amazon »

Plate Dip Clips attach to plates and hold dip. So it won't bleed all over your food before you're ready for it, or nuzzle up to items it isn't meant to touch, or run amok on the flat plate surface and become more of a...

Saucemoto In-Car Dip Clip

$7.99 - $19.99 Amazon »

Is the Saucemoto, a dip clip that latches onto the air vent in your car, a solution to or perpetuation of a problem? Do we really want people who have just gotten a 20-piece order of McNuggets and large fries dipping...

Hidden Camera Detector

$49.99 Amazon »

Hidden cameras watching me in the dressing room? In my vacation rental? In the office? ... Well, I figured they're watching me in the office. Listen, I'm not trying to stir up any paranoia here, but this hidden camera...

Pet First Aid Kit

$19.95 - $34.95 Amazon »

The contents of the Pet First Aid Kit don't seem all that different from the contents of a human first aid kit. Gauze, bandages, tweezers, a tongue depressor (a tongue depressor?! Ha! I perish the thought of what would...

Universal Grounding Mat

$39.99 Amazon »

Earthling, meet earthing, the practice of "grounding" yourself indoors via mats intended to replicate the effects of walking barefoot on the bare earth. Not the feeling, mind, you, but the effects. Oh yeah, dudes, someone...

Night Vision Goggles

$100.88 Amazon »

These hands-free night vision goggles mean surveillance, after-dark expeditions, and finding the perfect bush to pee on in the middle of the night aren't just possible, they're on like Donkey Kong!...

Screaming Aztec Death Whistle

$16.99 Amazon »

How have I never heard of a Screaming Aztec Death Whistle? In all my efforts to exact revenge on my ex-girlfriend, Karen, in all my attempts to prank my friend Cornelius, in all my ploys to convince my mother-in-law our...

Christmas Lights Laser Projector

$34.99 Amazon »

Thousands of decorative lights from the palm of my hand to the branches of my trees, or spans of my walls in minutes. Minutes. Without the hassle of knotted wires. Without the danger of ladders. Without the frustration...

The Chambong

$37.99 Amazon »

The Chambong is an elegant glass vessel used for the "rapid and enhanced" (and elegant!) consumption of sparkling wine. Just mind the bubbles, whose population density in champers is apparently, like, 4 times what it...

Air Compression Wearable Leg Massagers

$79.99 Amazon »

Skinny jeans, dress shoes, and toddlers with separation anxiety don't squeeze your calves and feet enough? Check out these wearable air compression leg massagers. They look like a pair of walking boots the doctor would...

Chef'n Tabletop S'mores Maker

$49.95 Amazon »

At first I thought Chef'n's Tabletop S'mores Maker was a repeat of a theme - a marshmallow that had already been roasted, a square of chocolate that had been melted before. I myself have written about at least 2 indoor-safe...

Shiatsu Foot Massager

$65.99 Amazon »

Now that I've molted off all their dead skin, it's time to treat my Celor Mask feet to another bodily luxury from Japan: shiatsu massage. This multi-setting machine says it will knead, press, warm, and even sterilize...

RovyVon Aurora Keychain Flashlight

$29.96 Amazon »

Lost in the dark? Get help in a flash...light from the RovyVon Aurora, a mighty keychain flashlight whose power - 650 lumens max - is inversely proportional to its size - less than 3" long...

Mechanical Mouse Jiggler (So They Think You're Working)

$14.99 Amazon »

This mechanical mouse jiggler is recommended by 5/5 slackers, underpaid employees, people out of PTO who need some TO, and dudes and ladies with a weird compulsion never to let their computers log off or go to sleep...