Gear

Nerf Catnip Disc Blaster Cat Toy

$14.99 Petco »

Hey, I'm all for antagonizing cats, especially my own feline arch nemesis, Zanzibar, but calling the Nerf Catnip Disc Blaster a cat "toy"? Dudes, check out those catnip discs. Two inches in diameter, and made of what...

AnnoyingPCB - The Endless Beep Machine

$15.97 Amazon »

The AnnoyingPCB is a prank for the ages. That is, the age of going back to the office, and the age of WFH, since this endless beep machine hides easily in any room - or car interior - and will drive anyone from co-workers...

Samsung Galaxy Z Flip3 5G

$499.99 Samsung »

I wouldn't normally write about some new Samsung Galaxy something, but dudes. The Samsung Galaxy Z Flip3 5G is some new Samsung Galaxy flip phone. A type of phone so close to my heart I only parted with mine and got a...

Bird Folding Knives

$19.99 Amazon »

No more Mr. Nice Toucan Sam! A little birdie told me these little birdies will cut ya! Sold as a set of 4, the Bird Folding Knives transform from docile, adorable parrots to toucans with bladed beaks ready to cut off...

Harry Potter Dementor Replica with LED Lighting

$199 Pottery Barn »

The Harry Potter Dementor Replica with LED Lighting is here to hang from your porch ceiling or a tree in the front yard, and haunt the F out of every child, UPS driver, and squirrel that passes it between now and Halloween...

Mobile Pixels Duex Plus Portable Monitor

$309 Amazon »

The Mobile Pixels Duex Plus Portable Monitor is the latest offering in Duex's line of versatile monitor attachments. I previously wrote about the Duex Trio, and the Plus brings most of the same benefits, but in a slightly...

Cooler Master Orb X Immersive Gaming & Workstation

I don't know when Cooler Master is going to release their Orb X, a motorized, multi-purpose, immersive gaming and work, but probably mostly gaming, station. Maybe when the spaceships arrive from the future, or Han Solo...

4' Inflatable Zombie Baby

$34.99 Amazon »

They say it's a nondescript "4' inflatable zombie baby," but I'm pretty sure it's Petyr from What We Do in the Shadows. Or maybe The Master from Buffy. Or maybe the lovechild of them both. Speaking of which, this super...

Nothing ear (1) Wireless Earbuds

"Dude, check out my new wireless earbuds." "Dude, where? I see nothing." "Naw, dude, you see Nothing. Nothing ear (1)'s - they're tiny, they're wireless, and they're clear." "Dude, sweet. Why clear?" "Dude...I don't know...

Victorinox Limited Edition Damast Steel Pocket Knife

$400 Swiss Army »

Victorinox puts a "Bjorkmans Twist" on their SAK line for 2021 with the Swiss Champ Damast Limited Edition. The pocket knife features a "Bjorkmans Twist"-patterned Damast steel blade wrapped in forged black carbon scales...

BlissLights Starport USB Laser Star Projector

$19.99 Amazon »

Elevate your game - or at least your own perception of it - with the BlissLights Starport USB Laser Star Projector. For gamers at their PC setups or, uh, players in their living rooms and car interiors, the mini projector...

Royole RoKit - Flexible Electronics Development Kit

The RoKit from foldy smartphone designer Royole is a flexible electronics development kit with an open platform, designed for makers to help Royole improve their technology and product offerings...

12' Inferno Pumpkin Skeleton with LCD Eyes

$349 Home Depot »

Home Depot is following up the spooky success their 12' Skeleton from last Halloween not only with even more 12' Skeletons for this year, but the all-new 12' Inferno Pumpkin Skeleton with LifeEyes (i.e., LCD eyeballs...

TOYOGE Knuckle Duster

$18.98 Amazon »

Fidget toy meets self defense weapon in the TOYOGE Knuckle Duster. Even when you're wearing it, with its bright white-and-black carbon plastic composition, and funky shape covered in textures and imprinted accents, the...

SPIRITUS Aroma Diffuser & Alarm Clock

Waking up in the morning is hell, and hey, check out the SPIRITUS. An alarm clock that will look like the Devil threw it into your bedroom straight from his bony gates. Oh, and the clock is also an aroma diffuser of essential...

Zootility Super Thin Pocket Knife

$49.95 Amazon »

If you think super thin is super fly, check out Zootility's ST-2, the brand's Super Thin folding pocket knife with a thickness of just 0.125". Oh, and also, keep your opinions to yourself, because I am sick of skinny...

LED Booze Bra

$85 Etsy »

This LED Booze Bra from Liuyan Guo of Night Walker Art has many benefits. First, it will allow you to suck on random boobies without getting slapped and kneed in the groin. Well. Presuming you ask first and have permission...

DeskView Suction Cup Standing Desk

$199 Amazon »

I don't know, DeskView suction cup standing desk. I've had enough bad run-ins with suction cup soap holders and shower caddies to be pretty skeptical of your holding power. That is, your ability to resist crashing down...

LensHD Automatic Glasses Lens Cleaner

$79 - $89 Kickstarter »

Forget the wax on, Grasshopper, the LensHD automatic glasses lens cleaner is all about the wax off. And maybe not so much the wax off as the fingerprints, dust, dirt, oil, and sunscreen and taco sauce smudges off...

Funny Warning Stickers

$13.31 Etsy »

These funny warning stickers from Bumblefack of Etsy shop AvEwerkz are like my favorite bumper sticker, "WARNING: This Vehicle Makes Frequent Stops at Your Mom's House," but for an industrial workplace setting, or your...

myCobot 6-Axis Collaborative Robot

Elephant Robotics declares its myCobot "the world's smallest and lightest six-axis collaborative robot," and it kind of makes me wonder: 1) how'd they do that?!; and 2) how many small, light 6-axis collaborative robots...

Giant Wood S'mores Station

$165 Etsy »

You want s'more s'mores? OK, dude, here's the fixin's for about five hundred of the graham sandwiched chocolatey-marshmallow campfire treats, courtesy of Reclaim and Refurbish's giant wood s'mores station...

The Buttress Pillow Mini Butt Keychain

$9.90 Amazon »

Wait, I thought the trend was for butts to get bigger, not smaller, but here The Buttress Pillow goes shrinking their pinchable, squeezable ass down into the Mini Butt Keychain. Maybe it's a fair trade-off though: less...

TILI Minimalist Fixed-Blade Pocket Knife

$72 - $138 Kickstarter »

TILI. Rhymes with "lily." But this fixed-blade pocket knife ain't no pretty, sweet-smelling flower. Well I mean, it is kind of pretty, and while I doubt the blade has any sort of floral aromas to it, if you like the scent...