Gifts For Athletes

While some kinds of athletes do not need a gift from you because they make many millions of dollars per year, and therefore should be buying you the gift, other kinds of athletes--the recreational, or "athletes" kind of athletes--spend most of their time behind desks or counters or steering wheels and so could really use some gifts. To support the obsessive hobby they would have parlayed into a profession if only they hadn't blown out their knee, torn their rotator cuff, or wasted the best years of their youth eating corn dogs and smokin' J. You know, gifts that allow the passionate athlete they are to feel a little closer to the elite athlete they could have been.