Gifts For Women

Why is it that I find it so difficult to shop for women, yet women seem to have no trouble at all shopping for themselves? Every time I try to buy the perfect gift for my mama or the girl at my local ice cream store who I swear twirls soft-serve vanilla cones with pure love, I end up completely disgruntled, and just settle on one of the universal cliches of womenfolk gifts: flowers; chocolates; or one free voucher to watch TV on the couch with me, redeemable at any time. That's why I decided to compile this women's gift guide, which I have entitled "Gifts for Women." To renounce the cliche. And also because I'm kind of tired of watching Reba reruns with my mama.