Household

Wedge Pillow Headboard

$109.95 - $139.95 Amazon »

Hard headboards, and even most of the soft, quilted ones, don't lend themselves so well to reading and scrolling in bed. And the pillows you sleep on, the ones that move and get mushed down and misshapen when you try...

Glydeez Large Appliance Slider

$54.99 Amazon »

The Glydeez by Forearm Forklift: The perfect tool to help a person move appliances...or steal a bank safe...solo...

Drift Gaming Bed

$2,164 - $4,086 Dreams »

Drift off to dreamland...right after drifting off to Super Smash Bros. and Call of Duty land with a few hours of play right from your Drift Gaming Bed...

Joseph Joseph Pocket Folding Ironing Board

$99.99 Amazon »

Joseph Joseph...Joseph. Just because you've made an ironing board fold into a neat little package, hang out of the way on a door or rack in the laundry room, and look kinda snazzy in a gray polka-dotted suit and lemon...

Copycat Art Scratcher - Famous Art Cat Scratchers

$174 Lord Lou »

I don't normally like copycats - in art, writing, or murder - but if these Copycat Art Scratchers will: 1) stop my cat Zanzibar from using my leg and face as his scratching post; and 2) satisfy my wife's desire not to...

Wav Minimalist Desk Organizer

$84.99 Etsy »

Will you ride the rainbow or the monochrome Wav? Anything in between goes too with this minimalist desk organizer from Design Craft Workshop...

Shark Coochie Board

$35 - $45 Amazon »

Word to that, Shark Coochie Board. And though I've never heard attempts at saying "charcuterie" come out as "shark coochie" before now, it will henceforth be this dude's default pronunciation of the word. Well done, and...

DNA Plant Trellis

$7.50 Etsy »

A DNA Plant Trellis, now this is the type of genetic geekery I can get behind. The Planty Print's 3D-printed design is both simple in rose, white, gun metal, or bronze finishes (no rainbow colors for the A, G, C, and...

Florigami Animal Sculptures

$207.17 Etsy »

I know. All these expertly crafted origami animal sculptures should be called Faunigami, not Florigami. But there is more than rhyming behind the play on the words. This bestial collection of Japanese papercraft is all...

RunLessWire Wireless Light Switch Kit

$149.92 - $333.84 Amazon »

They say this RunLessWire Wireless Light Switch Kit runs on kinetic energy rather than electrical wire. But even after reading about how you generate the power the switch needs to communicate with the receiver in your...

Mario Cart Coffee Table

$2,576 Backyard Resin »

I guess Backyard Resin calls it a Mario Cart Coffee Table for reasons of trademark and copyright (still don't really know the difference between the two). But you know and I know that they know that you know and I know...

Wobble Wedge Interlocking Shim Kit

$25.99 Amazon »

Weebles wobble, but they won't fall down. The same is basically true for furniture. But not necessarily the stuff sitting on top of it. More importantly, while wobbling Weebles are cute and fun and awesome ways to keep...

Lov Air Purifier

$350 - $375 Komma »

Germs, dust, and toxins may be in the air, but Lov is in the air too. And this kind of love in the air is strong enough to purify all the germy, dusty, and toxic hate out there. Or at least all that's floating around...

Sprouting Seed Faces - Plantable Paper & Edible Sprouts

$5 Etsy »

OK, every one of these Sprouting Seed Faces clearly did not listen to their mama when she told them not to stick food in their ears or up their nose. And now, not only have those hunks of broccoli and bits of radish taken...

Gear Hugger Multipurpose Lubricant

$12.89 Amazon »

Hehheh, hehheh. Beavis. They said...multipurpose. Yes they did, Butthead, and Gear Hugger means it. Their lubricant is very, very multipurpose. 1,001 uses and counting, they say. ... And, yeah, it's also probably very...

Wad-Free Bed Sheet Detangler

$19.99 Amazon »

Cash, gum, sheets, product of sexy time. Only one of those wads sounds unpleasant to me, and the Wad-Free Bed Sheet Detangler is here to shoot that wad right off the list...

FluoroSphere Fluorescent Light Show

$75 Amazon »

My dudes, my kids, my psilocybin partakers, meet the FluoroSphere. It's not exactly a magic ball, but it's certainly a magical ball, filled with water and UV-reactive FluoroGel that creates an enthralling fluorescent...

Heatless Flame Essential Oil Diffuser & Humidifier

Sold Out Amazon »

It's earth, wind, and fire! Well, presuming you fill this diffuser with a cedarwood or baking spice essential oil, fire up the fan on its cool mist humidifier, and ignite its heatless flame to achieve the ambience and...

Velvet Potato Pillow

$84.01 Etsy »

It's the most expensive, yet also the most cuddly, potato you'll ever own. Krystyna Dulinska's Velvet Potato Pillow might be the best potato gift I've seen since the Potato Parcel, whose cost and cuddliness are also up...

Butt Plug Sink Plug

$12.65 Etsy »

Ain't nothing getting past this sphincter! The Butt Plug Sink Plug is a mighty - and extra cheeky - addition to the bathroom on so many levels. It's silly and funny. It serves a real and useful purpose. And it allows...

Kama Sutra Bucket List Scratch Poster

$21.46 Amazon »

A whole bucket list of Kama Sutra positions? Um, I feel like my whole bucket list contains making it through just one single Kama Sutra position. I mean, seriously dudes, The Spider? The Sidekick? The Tornado?! They all...

Air Removing Bag Clip

$9.49 Amazon »

Here's an Air Removing Bag Clip for all the chips you'll have leftover Sunday night after the Super Bowl. It will give them back their factory fresh seal until, well, in all probability, the next morning when you eat...

Spatty Daddy Mini Spatula

$13.99 Amazon »

It's a big ask, but I would be willing to call this Spatty "Daddy" if it helps me scrape an extra tablespoon of Biscoff Cookie Butter or Fly By Jing Sichuan Chili Crisp out of their jars. My wife, She-Ra: Princess of...

Anytongs - Turn Any Eating Utensils into Tongs

$12.99 Anytongs »

Will turning any eating utensils into tongs have you singing "The Tong Song?" Or rather, "The Anytong Song?" Hmmm, maybe...