Your Dog's Face Fruit Bowls & Planters
Talk about a dog bowl. These fruit bowls and planters molded and painted custom according to your dog's face remind me of the golden retriever my friend Cornelius grew up with. That dog was bananas. He probably also had succulents for brains.
Another superb print, and great gift for the pet lover, from Meow 3D, these fruit bowls and planters transfer the furry mug of your best canine (or feline if you prefer) friend onto a 12" bowl ready to house your best produce or plant life.
Meow 3D can also make smaller 4.3" and 6" doggo likenesses for plants or use as, oh, I don't know, cannibalistic-looking food and water bowls for your actual dog.
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King Bed with Doggie Insert
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iFetch Automatic Ball Launcher
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Though the Cuss Collar sounds like a punishment for your foul-mouthed kids - or your husband - its application and function are a lot more literal. The Cuss Collar is a dog collar that swears whenever your dog barks...
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Samurai Pet Armor for Cats & Dogs
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