I don't know which sounds worse: eating a bear; or eating a bear that's so jacked with muscles its flesh cooks all tough and rubbery. What's that? Try it raw? ... Uh, no. Cat sushi, maybe, but I draw the line at bear...

Here's the rules, kids: you gotta wait for Christmas, and you gotta work to reap the benefits of the Electronic Games Advent Calendar counting down to it...

Sushi Cat, Sushi Cat, what are they feeding you? / Sushi Cat, Sushi Cat, it's not your... wait. Scratch that. More like Sushi Cat, Sushi Cat, who are they feeding you to? / Sushi Cat, Sushi Cat, it's not your fault! And...

If someone advised me to get a revolver for my home office, and promised to teach me how to use it, I would agree on one condition: that it be Teixeira's Revolver Wall-Mounted Desk. And they would still have to promise...

Happy Halloween, dudes and ladies! My gift to you: Dark Inspiration: Grotesque Illustrations, Art & Design. A coffee table book to scare both the unwelcome trick-or-treaters and your mother-in-law away!...

I don't doubt the Croc Chop's ability to chop and slice your fruits and vegetables with Michelin-chef-level speed and precision. However, I do question your ability to get any freshly diced onion or spiralized zucchini...

In case you were wondering about the authenticity and integrity of this Fake Charger Plug Diversion Safe, its makers will have you know, it is made of "fine quality plastic." Which might not be as strong and durable as...

Match your bottles of bubbles with the festive, fun, romantic, or spooky theme of the party you're pouring them for with a DIY Ice Mold Wine Bottle Chiller. The stainless steel ice bucket holds a cylindrical ring of ice...

I see this Cat Face Massager and have one thing to say to my own cat / arch nemesis about it: get ready for an enemies to lovers story, Zanzibar!...

Well, the Musui Kamado will certainly be the coolest sounding kitchen gadget you own. Whether this combination cast iron pot and induction cooker will live up to its name - and $670 price tag - is something this dude...

LEGO Ideas scores again. And you can too with the playable LEGO Foosball Table. The 2,339-piece set includes all the bricks you'll need to assemble a fully functional, competitive miniature retro foosball table. Color-coded...

I was all about these DinoSuit Wearable Fossil Kits until I saw the last image in the gallery above. The one that shows how it arrives. As cardboard cutouts you have to punch out and assemble yourself. Pssshhh! I don't...

Guess how many pairs of headphones you can hang from the Octopus Headphone Wall Hanger. ... Wrong! Not eight, but nine. Nine over-ear headsets will fit on M3is3D's rockin' octo, because the pink 'pus is an audiophile...

With its wee 1.63" length and mighty mite cutting capabilities, this miniature pocket knife looks fun, dude. So why the H-E-Double-Tanto-Blade is it called FUNBRO? Absolute hogwash. It should be the FUNDUDE Miniature...

Graters are typically safer than knives for turning blocks of cheese into shreds, but the Shredder Cheese Grater? I, for one, wouldn't let anyone but a true Ninja Turtle turn my 8-ounce block of cheddar into 2 cups of...

Toilet Sword, you have my attention. For your sword-y design, of course. For your self-description as "revolutionary." And most of all, for your claim that you are better than a plunger, because, as my post-Loaded Chili...

Wondering what to pack for your upcoming trip to the Amazon jungle? You're in luck, because the Dude has your answers: those underwear you can wash in a sink (or river); bug spray; and an Amazon Jungle Survivor Break-Down...

Surf Porn. Sounds like a mighty fine subgenre of the industry to me. But, alas, if Surf Porn is to be a literal term, it will be up to me and mine, or you and yours (or all of us!) to make it so, because here Surf Porn...

"Ginnie" is a very nice name for a juicer. Ginnie sounds cute. And this compact kitchen gadget that won't take up more than a 5" footprint on your countertop most definitely is. Ginnie sounds fun. The juicer comes in...

All the cables in your house are gonna come crawling, snaking, and unfurling from their tangled nests vying for a spot in one of numcraft's wood and leather cable organizers. The desk accessory combines the decluttering...

Here's a little something for your next interrogation. The Victoper 200,000-Lumen Spotlight doesn't just illuminate, it does the Lord's work. With advanced P70 light chips whose irradiation distance reaches 2,624', it...

Bad news: the 9-Foot Alien Abduction Inflatable does not include the pictured inflatable cow getting beamed up into the UFO for its inevitable anal probe. Good news: you can get an inflatable cow that will fit inside...