WD-40 Precision Pen for On-The-Go Lubrication

$12.81 Amazon »

A WD-40 Precision Pen wouldn't be the first thing that came to mind if you asked me about on-the-go lubrication. Then again, the first thing that came to mind, the unparalleled 55-gallon barrel of lube, isn't exactly...

Car Seat Eject Button Sticker

$6 Etsy »

This Car Seat Eject Button Sticker has perfect timing. Made to adhere to any blank space on your vehicle's console, I plan to put the decal right alongside the Fire Missiles Cigarette Lighter Button I stuck to my wife's...

ABUS Alarmbox 2.0 Mobile Alarm System

$84.99 Amazon »

I was just thinking how the streets of my neighborhood could really use the sounds of more alarms going off. The sensitive and human-error-triggered car alarms, police and EMS vehicle sirens, large vehicle backup warnings...

Hulkfoot Heels

The most interesting thing about these Hulkfoot Heels from I Wanna Bangkok isn't even that they are 2" pumps with giant, veiny green Hulk toes and arches growing out their front end. Nope. The most interesting thing about...

Star Wars Orbitkey Key Organizers

$44.90 Amazon »

Keep your keys from exploding like a Death Star all over your keychain with a Star Wars Orbitkey Key Organizer. Inspired by Star Wars characters, ships, and vehicles, the Orbitkey series ranges from a subtle red stripe...

Adventure Board Multi-Use, All-Terrain Utility Board

$799 - $1,399 Adventure Board »

The Adventure Board claims to have "endless uses," and it's not messing around in saying so. You can use this all-terrain, all-season utility board as everything from a floating dock and paddle raft, to a waterslide...

Uno Casa Double Pie Iron Campfire Cooker

$35.99 Amazon »

Most people will use the Uno Casa Double Pie Iron to make sandwiches, skillet breakfasts, and grilled sausages and kababs over the open flames of a campfire. But what I would really like someone (ahem, Mama) to do is...

Video Game of the Year

$15.94 Amazon »

When it comes to Best Of lists, video games ranked according to some person's or group's subjective arguments are probably going to get as much backlash and hate as Best Bands of All Time and Best Movies Ever Made compilations...

Instant Mud - Mud Wrestling, Pie & Balloon Mix

$59.99 Amazon »

Instant Mud doesn't look so much like mud all over one's body as it does a whole bunch of chocolate JELL-O Pudding Cups, but if you're looking for a fast and dirty way to fill a kiddie pool for mud wrestling, or foil...

E195: What Is This Thing?

$23.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 195 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Pixel Rider Sneakers

$270 Kostman »

Are your feet ready to return to "an era where pixels fueled our wildest dreams?" Pixel Rider sneakers are a tribute to the pixelated lives - well, pixelated gaming lives, anyway - we all led in the 80s and 90s. Created...

Shibumi Shade Wind Powered Beach Tent

$190 - $270 Amazon »

Windy days at the beach usually spell bad news for your beach tents and sunshades, but the Shibumi Shade doesn't just thrive in windy conditions, it's powered by them. An ocean breeze of as little as 3 MPH is all it takes...

LEGO Chewbacca

$199.99 LEGO »

This is no LEGO Chewbacca minifig. This is LEGO Chewbacca in full, 2,319-piece, 18-inch glory. It's a whole LEGO set dedicated to the galaxy's favorite Wookiee, to be released on September 1, 2023 in honor of the 40th...

A few years ago I wrote about 20 items I bought on Amazon and would buy 100 times again, providing you dudes and ladies with invaluable information on how to improve you own lives by purchasing a bunch of sh*t. And now, I'm back with more, baby! 15 more items I bought and would buy 100 times again...

Nuclear War Survival Skills

$29.97 Amazon »

Nuclear War Survival Skills, what a fun topic! Fingers crossed I can find Civil War Survival Skills, Climate Apocalypse Survival Skills, and AI World Takeover Survival Skills to keep the good times going in the coming...

BMW Motorrad ConnectedRide Smartglasses

Heads up, bikers. BMW Motorrad is bringing head-up display - plus a 21st century design and aesthetic that is far from your grandpa's motorcycle goggles - to their ConnectedRide Smartglasses...

Fuzzy Ball Instant-Dry Hand Towels

$13.29 Amazon »

These Fuzzy Ball Towels look more like what I'd use to suds up and wash my body than to dry it almost instantly. But I guess they have magical microfiber properties that suck up water with a quickness, and also their...

Extremus SwitchBak Tie-Down Bungee System

$9.99 - $12.99 Amazon »

The Extremus SwitchBak Tie-Down Bungee System is ideal for activities such as extremus sports. Extremus adventures. Extremus recreation. Extremus home and garage organization!...

SplatterDom Pot/Pan Cover & Stovetop Protector

$39.99 - $44.99 Amazon »

Rising as a wall, like a protector supreme. It encloses pots and pans, and keeps your stovetop nice and clean. Welcome to the SplatterDom!...

The OranguBag Portable Punching Bag

Sold Out Amazon »

Some people are tree huggers. Others are tree punchers. If you're one of the latter, might I recommend the OranguBag? It will help protect yourself, and the tree, the next time your condescending boss / cheating girlfriend...

Tow Hitch Multi-Tool

$289.50 Rockworkx »

The Tow Hitch Multi-Tool from Rockworkx isn't just a multi-tool itself, it makes a multi-tool out of your tow hitch. The 2" receiver of any vehicle can now both tow trailers, RVs, and sporting goods racks and store a...

Sockdoms Scented Condom Socks

$18.99 Firebox.com »

No, Sockdoms Scented Condom Socks were not designed for hygienically diddling someone with your foot like Lorals Latex Panties were designed for oral sex. Though I suppose you could wear a pair of Sockdoms if foot-diddling...

Savvy Job-Hopper's Guide to Choosing a Career

$16 Amazon »

Savvy Job-Hopper's Guide to Choosing a Career is published by Knock Knock, the same company that also wrote Excuses & Lies: Lines for All Occasions, and makes the Fart Citation Sticky Pad. So while the subtitle of the...

simplehuman Paper Towel Pump

$49 - $56 simplehuman »

simplehuman has come up with the Paper Towel Pump, a paper towel holder with a removable cleaning solution spray bottle as its core, and yet another product that makes a simple human task a little bit easier. And a little...