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Ionic Beard Straightener Brush

$19.91 - $21.91 Amazon »

You've got the beard clippers, the beard shaper, the beard comb, the beard balm, and the beard ornaments, but are they still not not enough to tame the beard beast? I've got one more beard wrangler for you to try: the...

UnHide Shleepy Faux Fur Wearable Blanket

$99 Amazon »

UnHide, you had me at "Shleepy." The perfect mush-mouth word not only for a faux fur wearable blanket, but to describe my general state of being, and what I say I am before telling my wife I want to shnuggle...

Skull Shaver

$99.96 Amazon »

To raze or not to raze, that is the balding man's question. And thankfully it's one my lush bonsai tree of locks and I will never have to answer. But for the Thinners and Receders out there, plus anyone who just digs...

Denim Bikinis

$25.41 - $29.89 Amazon »

You might look at these Denim Bikinis and think, "Hot." I, however, look at these Denim Bikinis and think, "Don't forget the Redneck Boot Sandals, ladies!" Don't get me wrong, I too find them...reasonably attractive...

Women's Lace Kimono Robe

$18.99 - $19.99 Amazon »

A little bit of kimono for the lady wearing this sexy lace robe, a lot of kimoano for the dude who sees her in it. These Kimono Robes stimulate, seduce, and bring up the boners, but with flowing butterfly sleeves and...

VentaPak Backpack Spacer for Ventilation

$37.29 - $44.90 Amazon »

Vent your packin' back with VentaPak. The lightweight backpack spacer, made to attach to your existing backpack, creates some literal breathing room between your skin and your load to help keep you cooler as you mule...

Sushi Socks

$14.99 Amazon »

They're sushi socks going on anyway. Probably more like kusaya socks coming off. Mmmm, take a whiff of that, Cornelius. All the wasabi and pickled ginger in the world isn't going to cover up the scent of me and my fuchsia...

Christmas Tree Kitty Carpet - Reusable Crotch Wig

$10.99 Amazon »

Wife or girlfriend wishing for a kitty under the Christmas tree this year? Welp, get her a Christmas Tree Kitty Carpet and you'll basically be giving her exactly what she asked for. While saving yourself the allergic...

Wide Jaw Nail Clippers

$15.19 - $19.99 Amazon »

Ready for a little DIY, at-home snip, snip? This time for your fingernails and toenails, rather than your vas deferens*. KOHM levels up your cheap and crusty nail clippers with their line of ergonomic, wide jaw trimmers...

Night Vision Driving Glasses

$16.99 - $26.99 Amazon »

Sorry, night vision driving glasses won't help you cruise around in the pitch black all stealthy like a Navy SEAL. In fact, these yellow tint lenses aren't meant for predominantly dark conditions at all. They're for reducing...

Shark Pool, Beach & Shower Sandals

$23.74 Amazon »

Shark Week may delight you only one week a year, but these versatile Shark Pool, Beach & Shower Sandals will bring joy throughout all 52 of them. Wear the unisex sandals to the beach or pool during the summer months...

Headache & Migraine Relief Cap

$21.99 Amazon »

Headache? Migraine? Just want to bury your head in the freezer or a bucket of ice? How about a striking purple hat filled with cooling, soothing, pain-easing frozen gel instead?...

Bread Slippers

$13.99 Amazon »

While I do love a stuffed bread, biting down on a big toe as I make to enjoy my wife's latest Great British Baking Show creation might turn me off the entire family of loaved products for life. ... Nah, who am I kidding?...

Nose Wax Kit

$26.98 Amazon »

"Do you know anyone struggling with nostril hair?" No joke that's the Nose Wax Kit's opener for suggesting an at-home schnoz overgrowth weeder is an ideal gift idea. I'd love to see the look on She-Ra: Princess of Power's...

Gloves in a Bottle Shielding Lotion for Dry Skin

$29.95 Amazon »

A lot of us, and especially our health care workers, could use any number of shields right now. Gloves in a Bottle, a self-described Shielding Lotion, is volunteering to be that protective barrier for our dry, cracked...

Pimple Popper Tool Kit

$9.99 Amazon »

Wowee! A 7-piece Pimple Popper Tool Kit. Blackheads, whiteheads, and pus-filled zits better watch out, 'cause there's never been a better way to get rid of acne!...

Rechargeable Heated Slippers

$63.99 - $67.99 Amazon »

Rechargeable Heated Slippers may be a boring, uninspired idea for a holiday gift, but they're not a bad idea. Think of all the people with cold feet out there. And all the people who have moderately warm feet inside...

Hey Dude Wally Stretch Loafer

$59.95 Amazon »

Hey. Dude. Never before has there existed a more Dudeworthy shoe than the Hey Dude Wally Stretch Loafer. Piece by piece, I am going to break down this footwear, and tell you why...

Magnetic Holding Hands Socks

$14.98 Amazon »

I wanna hold your hand...and play footsies...and be dressed to shoot hoops or compete in a track & field event at any moment, all from the knee down. Can anyone help me with that? Oh. Why, hello, Magnetic Holding Hands...

AirTag Cardholder

$99 Amazon »

Have you ever wanted to sit on an AirTag? Well, now you can with the Ekster Aluminum Cardholder - your ultimate pocket companion that's as slick as it is smart. This is not just any cardholder; it's a fortress in a sleek...

TWINOX 6-piece Manicure Set

Sold Out Amazon »

One day my freshman year of high school in physics class, I looked down at the ravaged, jagged finger shields I was working with, and decided it was time to get my act together before I chipped another tooth. That's when...

Brizoft - Electric Foot Grinder

Discontinued

Ever looked at your feet and thought, "If only I could sand these babies smooth like a piece of fine oak"? Well, strap in, because the Brizoft Electric Foot Grinder is about to revolutionize your foot care game! Picture...

Shocked Trump Swimsuit

$45 Beloved »

Ever thought the beach was missing a bit of... politics? Well, fear no more! The Donald Trump Swimsuit is here to fill that void. Imagine this: a one-piece swimsuit emblazoned with the larger-than-life, zoomed-in face...

Pickle Bandages

$7.99 Amazon »

Got a boo-boo? Why slap on a boring beige bandage when you can turn that frown upside down with a pickle? Yes, you heard that right - BioSwiss Novelty Bandages are here to add a little brine and shine to your scrapes...