Household
HVAC Register Booster Fan
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the AC VIVOHOME HVAC Register Booster Fan. It's a quiet fan system with an LCD display, smart thermostat control, and customizable fan speeds that looks and fits in place like your...
TubShroom Drain Protector
If my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power's hair is even in the same room as the bathtub drain - no, sometimes if the follicles just sense the drain's presence from the kitchen or the living room - I swear I'm digging a fist-sized...
Quaffer Double Bubble Layered Shot Glass
It was Jimmy Quaffa's destiny to design the Quaffer double bubble layered shot glass. Because "Quaffer" isn't just a play on Jimmy's name, it's an actual, dictionary-defined noun. One that probably existed long before...
Octopus Citrus Reamer
Lemons and limes and oranges, beware the kraken! OTOTO's OCTO octopus citrus reamer further drives, drills, and burrows home the design studio's creativity when it comes to reimagining beloved plants, animals, and mythical...
Gooseneck Hands-Free Phone Holder for Bed & Household
Hands-free phone holder for my bed and recliner arm, I love you a bushel and a peck, and a hug around your gooseneck. While there's more to it than your standard phone stand or holder, this gooseneck hands-free phone...
FryAway Cooking Oil Solidifier for Safe & Easy Disposal
I learned a new word today. OK, two new words. "FryAway" is the first, I guess, though it's the brand name for a cooking oil solidifier that makes disposing of oil used to pan and deep fry easier and safer for the cook...
Shark Sushi Plate
Dunk a piece of your Caterpillar Roll in this sushi plate's wasabi & soy sauce reservoir and you might not get it back. Might be the last you see of your chopsticks...and your fingers...too...
Eye-Vac Home Touchless Vacuum
Unlike robot vacuum cleaners, the Eye-Vac Home touchless vacuum doesn't follow your cat around all day sucking up the hair he sheds and crumbs he drops from the tunafish sandwiches he makes himself for lunch. Instead...
Shaggy Duvet Cover
The shaggy duvet cover. A little bedspread made of pure comfort, hygge, and dead animals...
Jolie Filtered Showerhead
Simply replace your existing showerhead with the Jolie Filtered Showerhead, and begin your transformation into Angelina! In just 20 to 25 scrub-a-dubs under the nozzle's DNA-altering filter, the Jolie-ification of your...
Subtle Butt Disposable Gas Neutralizers
When I first discovered Subtle Butt Disposable Gas Neutralizers, back in 2013, they had just 14 reviews on Amazon. And every single one of them contained both a serious critical analysis of the product's smell-quelling...
Bacon Grease Storage Container
Hate to waste all that bacon grease after cooking up a slab of thick-cut applewood smoked strips. That's good stuff. It really beefs (porks?) up my fried eggs. And my chicken & waffles smoothies. But when there's too...
Fuzzy Ball Instant-Dry Hand Towels
These Fuzzy Ball Towels look more like what I'd use to suds up and wash my body than to dry it almost instantly. But I guess they have magical microfiber properties that suck up water with a quickness, and also their...
Historically Modern Designs Tequila & Mezcal Glasses
Historically Modern Designs doesn't make tequila and mezcal glasses that look like your typical tequila and mezcal glasses, but they say their squat, wide-mouthed tumblers are in fact more authentic than the barware we'd...
Aromatherapy Shower Steamers
Obviously I'm writing about Cleverfy Aromatherapy Shower Steamers because my wife put them on her Christmas list this year, and I'm recommending them to you dudes as great options for gifts for your girlfriends and wives...
Edison Bulb Essential Oil Diffuser
This diffuser says, "Sure, Thomas Edison gave us light, but he didn't include a nebulizer to transform essential oils into a fine mist to spread both light and perfume into your home." Which is crazy because I was just...
Stuffler Stuffed Waffle Maker
Holy Shmi, mother of Vader! I just watched a man stuff his waffle with fried chicken. Built-in chicken & waffles! Made possible by this smoky black feat of deep-dish aluminum and 3D honeycomb, the Stuffler Stuffed Waffle...
Acacia Wood Steak Plate
I never would have thought steak and tree bark would be such a mouthwatering pairing, but this Acacia Wood Steak Plate has me drooling for a NY strip laid across my own personal cutting board...
Japanese Floor Mattress
Who's up for a roll in the cotton and memory foam? This Japanese Floor Mattress, despite basically being an exotic way to say "futon without the frame", looks enticing. I love my elevated grown man bed and latex grown...
Stovetop Korean BBQ Grill Pan
If you haven't had or don't know what Korean BBQ is, click here for a thousand words. Typically, a Korean BBQ is a tabletop-sized gas or charcoal grill that diners use to cook their favorite cuts of delicious, delicious...
Heat-Resistant Oven Rack Guards
Sonofa-- [Insert long, loud string of expletives here.] How many times have I thought I'd just poke my pan of Bagel Bites a little farther back after sticking them in the oven? How many times have I been too lazy to pull...
Stormtrooper Whiskey Decanter & Shot Glass
A stormtrooper who's packing nothing but Jameson and a Buttery Nipple is my kind of stormtrooper. I bet in whiskey decanter and suspended glass forms they're even a decent shot. At least until round 7 or 8 when your own...
Dog Bed for Humans
Welp, we've got dog food for humans, so why not dog beds for humans? Thank you Soylent, and now, YAEM...
Diatomaceous Earth Dish Drying Pad
Diatomaceous Earth Dish Drying Pad...no, wait, take out the "Earth." Diatomaceous Dish Drying Pad - say it 5 times fast. I'll hold while you look up how to pronounce "diatomaceous" like I did...
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