BlazePod - Reflex Training System
What's BlazePod? Think whack-a-mole, Simon, and the personal trainer you love to hate. The flash reflex training system combines elements of all 3 - even some of the fun parts - into personal and professional kits designed...
Radiate Portable Campfire
Radiate Portable Campfire: Because Campfire in a Can was already taken. And by this, a propane-fueled burner with removable canister that hardly even lives up to its name!...
Sushi Socks
They're sushi socks going on anyway. Probably more like kusaya socks coming off. Mmmm, take a whiff of that, Cornelius. All the wasabi and pickled ginger in the world isn't going to cover up the scent of me and my fuchsia...
The Grillbot
They say the Grillbot, an automatic BBQ cleaner, is fully effective, easy to use, and, my favorite selling point, fun to watch. I mean, grilling season typically coincides with no-good-sports-on season, so hell yeah I'm...
Luggage Cup Holder
You'll never be totally hands-free at the airport, but a Luggage Cup Holder can reduce the number of hands you need to carry and juggle your suitcase, shoulder bag, phone, coffee and bagel, and the ID you just dropped...
Shaggy Duvet Cover
The shaggy duvet cover. A little bedspread made of pure comfort, hygge, and dead animals...
Jolie Filtered Showerhead
Simply replace your existing showerhead with the Jolie Filtered Showerhead, and begin your transformation into Angelina! In just 20 to 25 scrub-a-dubs under the nozzle's DNA-altering filter, the Jolie-ification of your...
Subtle Butt Disposable Gas Neutralizers
When I first discovered Subtle Butt Disposable Gas Neutralizers, back in 2013, they had just 14 reviews on Amazon. And every single one of them contained both a serious critical analysis of the product's smell-quelling...
Bacon Grease Storage Container
Hate to waste all that bacon grease after cooking up a slab of thick-cut applewood smoked strips. That's good stuff. It really beefs (porks?) up my fried eggs. And my chicken & waffles smoothies. But when there's too...
Fuzzy Ball Instant-Dry Hand Towels
These Fuzzy Ball Towels look more like what I'd use to suds up and wash my body than to dry it almost instantly. But I guess they have magical microfiber properties that suck up water with a quickness, and also their...
Christmas Tree Kitty Carpet - Reusable Crotch Wig
Wife or girlfriend wishing for a kitty under the Christmas tree this year? Welp, get her a Christmas Tree Kitty Carpet and you'll basically be giving her exactly what she asked for. While saving yourself the allergic...
Historically Modern Designs Tequila & Mezcal Glasses
Historically Modern Designs doesn't make tequila and mezcal glasses that look like your typical tequila and mezcal glasses, but they say their squat, wide-mouthed tumblers are in fact more authentic than the barware we'd...
Steel Tongue Drum
Want to march to the beat of your own steel tongue drum? Don't worry, it's not the kind of percussion instrument you mash on like a drum kit. The steel tongue drum is relaxing, meditative; its 15 notes in the key of D-major...
Aromatherapy Shower Steamers
Obviously I'm writing about Cleverfy Aromatherapy Shower Steamers because my wife put them on her Christmas list this year, and I'm recommending them to you dudes as great options for gifts for your girlfriends and wives...
Bellabooty Hip Thrust Belt
With the Bellabooty Belt, you can "hip thrust anytime, anywhere!" And just like that, all your problems - maybe even all the world's problems - are solved!...
TORRAS Coolify Neck Air Conditioner
The TORRAS Coolify Neck Air Conditioner has one question for you: how's about one more smart gadget to pile on your pack mule of smart gadgets body? You know, to accompany the over-ear noise-cancelling headphones, the...
Jumbl Puzzle Board Wooden Jigsaw Puzzle Table
What, you can't finish that 1,500-piece jigsaw puzzle of a color gradient in one sitting? Sigh. Why'd you open it then? Now it's going to be cluttering up the dining room table for the next 3 weeks! Shoulda bought a Jumbl...
Wide Jaw Nail Clippers
Ready for a little DIY, at-home snip, snip? This time for your fingernails and toenails, rather than your vas deferens*. KOHM levels up your cheap and crusty nail clippers with their line of ergonomic, wide jaw trimmers...
Plate Dip Clips
Plate Dip Clips attach to plates and hold dip. So it won't bleed all over your food before you're ready for it, or nuzzle up to items it isn't meant to touch, or run amok on the flat plate surface and become more of a...
Record Player Car Air Freshener with Spinning Turntable
Girl, put your records on...because it's smelling like gym socks and month-old Taco Bell up in this car! This record player car air freshener, like many other car air fresheners, attaches to your vent louvers, where it...
Edison Bulb Essential Oil Diffuser
This diffuser says, "Sure, Thomas Edison gave us light, but he didn't include a nebulizer to transform essential oils into a fine mist to spread both light and perfume into your home." Which is crazy because I was just...
Saucemoto In-Car Dip Clip
Is the Saucemoto, a dip clip that latches onto the air vent in your car, a solution to or perpetuation of a problem? Do we really want people who have just gotten a 20-piece order of McNuggets and large fries dipping...
Bone Conduction Bluetooth Headphones
While it sounds like a calibrated method of torture, bone conduction is actually a natural human feature. When we hear sounds, they reach us by traveling through both our eardrums and our bones. These bone phones...as...
Stuffler Stuffed Waffle Maker
Holy Shmi, mother of Vader! I just watched a man stuff his waffle with fried chicken. Built-in chicken & waffles! Made possible by this smoky black feat of deep-dish aluminum and 3D honeycomb, the Stuffler Stuffed Waffle...
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